Moving on up

Greetings, reader. We apologize about the lengthy standstill. We've been busy with a new job. This has given us a slew of backlogged voicemails. Why, my own mother left one this morning. Watch carefully and enjoy!

Moving on up

Sorry for the wait, dear reader. We've been distracted with a new job the past month and now have a delicious backlog of messages; why, my own mother called me this very morning! Watch with care...

This

Solicited

And how!

Rainy Days and Thursdays

Ffcarnival

say hello to my lil' brent

In the office

Robbie was bored

I got plans

I had just gotten up from a long nap I took after a longer bike ride. Hence the groggy.

Andy

back home and on the porch.

BWI Airport

the journey ends...?

Port City Java Jams

on Capitol Hill. 'Member Justin from Message 2, back in July?

Dad done gone fishin'

And I done gone BBQuahin'

Williamsburg Cool

Afterwards we watched the Olympics. All of them.

Chelsea Cool

Walking around looking at art or whatever.

Train ride back to Manhattan

Highland, NY car ride

Right before a nice day hike in a state park with Tim and Laura.

En Route

message receives: 4 bars



Hello, fair friends. I went on a trip and was gone for a while but fret not, I recorded all voicemails during the Nebraska sabbatical. I'll be slowly posting all of them once I get them uploaded. Cheers and thanks for listening.

brent

Sorry for Flesh

I guess there are about 3 bars worth here.


I had just gotten out of the shower.

My Mother and Mystery

video receives: 2.99 bars

This is the second mystery robot call I've gotten from some internet wake-up call service. They're really funny and I don't get it. Let's say this is an actual person who's actually interested in me and is actually a girl. Clearly and juvenile-ly she has my phone number. Why not do it the old fashioned way and text me so I know who the dickens it is?

Messages 5-10!

Video receives: 4.4 bars


After a weekend in the MDS pokey, I've got some catching up to do. Check out how my dad always exhales into the phone's mic. It irritates me. But a nice lineup nonetheless, good and random. An old high school friend, a family friend way out in western NE, the library...

Coming Soon: More Voicemails

Hello, reader! I've been in a medical study all weekend and thus far have received five messages. Tomorrow morning they'll be up (I'm not allowed a camera in here). So give me a call! My phone battery is dead, it'll work out great.

Message Four: Meggan Gets Phone

And I'm in a Super 8 in Wyoming.

video receives: 2.33 bars

Third Message Robbie!

video receives: 3.55 bars

Second Message

I haven't talked to or seen Justin since '06!




Video receives: 3.2 bars

First Message

Video receives: 3.2 bars

Voicemail Setup

Video receives: 4.5 bars